Pesky Neighbors

Does anyone in Wayne, America realize that its June 26th and not the 4th of the July? Apparently our neighbor kid has his days mixed up because we were woken up at an ungodly time of 11:30 am to our neighbor kid setting off fireworks(this is the same evil child who decided to take the basketball from Heather when we were at the pool the other day she was thoroughly upset). This has been going on all day and Heather and I will seek revenge against the kid. Travis has kindly suggested to us that we jump him but Heather and I have other plans. We either want to spray him with water guns or pelt water balloons at him so maybe he'll stop. We will keep you posted on our battle with the neighbor kid.